May 2012
That awkward moment when you realise that you...
yuigadokusonmaru:
via sodamnrelatable
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
yuigadokusonmaru:
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
yuigadokusonmaru:
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
donghaestongue:
Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you
motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
yuigadokusonmaru:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
Styles of Dance ... →
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
normal people: you can't judge someone for their taste in music
me: yes i can
“I’d be smiling and chatting away, and my mind would be floating around somewhere...”
– Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via jusellietokitoinkee)
